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Dec 05 2013

Fruit From My Doom

But goodbye
Phone was sweet
Our worlds no
Longer meet
So I’ll cry just a little cause I broke you so
And I’ll die just a little cause Droid has to go
Away…

Can’t you see
How I feel
When I say
Phones don’t heal
So goodbye
It’s been sweet
Even though
Incomplete
So I’ll cry just a little cause I broke you so
And I’ll die just a little cause iPhone has to go
Away…

My apologies to Beau Brummels…but apparently Fruit of the Loom cares about my klutziness.

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Yes…agony. The pain of a cracked screen, a soaked phone or a melted case. A moment of silence please….

But FofL cares!

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Fruit of the Loom wants to send some deserving klutzes a hoody with a padded pocket for their phone to at least protect the NEXT phone before it is destroyed. While there are some “quid pro quos and provisos” they are trawling the Twittersphere for those anguished cries of pain, those photos proving the impact and those videos showing your toddler letting the fish talk on the phone.

They won’t replace your phone, but maybe they can warm your heart a little bit.

Check it out here…tell them I sent you and maybe they will send me a hoodie as well!

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